NZ is amaze! Heaps of mean beaches and swimming holes, and a long line of people willing to do dumb stuff. The perfect mix. Ha! Yeah, so I'm just hanging out all summer, waiting to reap some peeps. Swim dumb and I'll be seeing you soon. 

- The Swim Reaper

 

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 SWIMMING DUMB

RIPS ARE RAD

Yeah, calm spots on surf beaches are rips. And yes, they are a free ride to the bottom of the sea. But it's BYO oxygen and you're fresh out.

NO PEEKING

Not looking before you jump into lakes and rivers isn't a real strong move.There's probably a log under the surface, waiting for you.

HUG A ROCK

You know, rocks aren't as soft as they look. Just swim near them and you'll find out for yourself, with a good ol' face hug. Nawww!

KILLER THREADS

Think togs aren't your scene? You could always throw on some jeans. At least you'll get in some good cardio as you struggle to stay afloat.

SWIM DRUNK

Yep, drinking and swimming is a sure sign that the dumbness is strong with you. If you're going to knock back a few, stick to the sand.


 
SWIM DUMB  AND  YOU'RE DONE

 

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