LATEST FROM WATER SAFETY NEW ZEALAND
Yeah, calm spots on surf beaches are rips. And yes, they are a free ride to the bottom of the sea. But it's BYO oxygen and you're fresh out.
Not looking before you jump into lakes and rivers isn't a real strong move.There's probably a log under the surface, waiting for you.
You know, rocks aren't as soft as they look. Just swim near them and you'll find out for yourself, with a good ol' face hug. Nawww!
Think togs aren't your scene? You could always throw on some jeans. At least you'll get in some good cardio as you struggle to stay afloat.
Yep, drinking and swimming is a sure sign that the dumbness is strong with you. If you're going to knock back a few, stick to the sand.